Notes from the Other Side

Does you mother know?

2008-08-25T08:12:40Z

Today at work, we had to listen to ABBA.... ABBA!!!!!!!!

I really hate the new CD girl... lady. She slacked off a lot when she was just a bookseller, but now that she's on CD's, it's really noticeable. Jordan (the other guy on CD's) never takes his lunch break and usually needs to keep working an hour or so after his shift ends just to keep up. She's really spectacularly incompetent.

And it's not just that, she also picks the CDs when she's on. Today was ABBA, it was Randy Newman a few days ago, horrible country is usually the least offensive thing she plays. Today, our BOSS complained about ABBA, and she still wouldn't change it.

Is it just me, or is "Dancing Queen" not really appropriate music for ~~anywhere~~ a book store?

Re-stating the obvious

2008-08-06T07:33:39Z

Soo, as most of you already know, Rob and I have broken up. We're still friends and actually still room-mates, but now that we're not molesting each other all the time, you guys can come visit!!!

Please come visit! The fringe is on until the 9th, we can go see plays!!!!! I'll bake cookies!!!!!!!!!!

FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!

I seriously miss you guys, I think seeing Jerry Sunday night made me realize how long it's been.

However, I work at nine tomorrow, so I guess I should sleep or something. I'll make a real post in the next week or so.

Posty posty post post.

2008-07-29T09:17:03Z

I'm having a torrid love affair with the fudgsicles in the freezer. (HA HA HA I misspelled fudgsicles and firefox suggested testicles instead, which would have made an AWESOME sentence!)

I haven't posted in a while, mainly because I have no clue what to say. I've been working full time although I have been going out quite a bit. I've been doing some modeling for a photographer friend of mine and some of hos friends. It's been interesting, really hard, actually but rewarding and flattering too.

I saw Memento last night. HOLY SHIT!!! That's one messed up movie! I don't think I picked up on everything, and definatly want to see it again. It was really good.

I'm really tired.

Felix is sleeping on my lap/arm so I don't want to move. She is the cutest thing in the world and I love her SOOO much. She had a confrontation today with a stray cat who lives in my neighbourhood. The stray was up against the screen of the window, and Felix did not approve! (it was adorable... she was all sneaky and trying to act tough!)

I've got the next week off... I was thinking of going home, but my apartment needs cleaning SO BAD and I promised to do some more shoots with Jordan if the weather's right. I dunno, I'll text a bunch of you if I do end up in P.A.

Goodnight!!!

liquidbiohazard @ 2008-07-04T01:27:00

2008-07-04T07:51:49Z

The Big Read reckons that the average adult has only read 6 of the top 100 books they've printed. Well let's see.
1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Reprint this list in your own LJ so we can try and track down these people who've only read 6 and force books upon them.

1. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2. The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3. Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4. Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
5. To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6. The Bible - God
7. Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
8. 1984- George Orwell
9. His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10. Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11. Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
12. Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13. Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14. Complete Works of Shakespeare
15. Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16. The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
17. Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks
18. Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
19. The Time Traveller's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
20. Middlemarch - George Eliot
21. Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
22. The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
23. Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24. War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
26. Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
27. Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28. Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
30. The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
31. Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32. David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33. Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
34. Emma - Jane Austen
35. Persuasion - Jane Austen
36. The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
37. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
38. Captain Corelli's Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39. Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40. Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
41. Animal Farm - George Orwell
42. The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
43. One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44. A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
45. The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46. Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
47. Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48. The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood
49. Lord of the Flies - William Golding
50. Atonement - Ian McEwan
51. Life of Pi - Yann Martel
52. Dune - Frank Herbert
53. Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54. Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
55. A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56. The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57. A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58. Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
60. Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61. Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62. Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63. The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64. The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65. Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66. On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67. Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68. Bridget Jones' Diary - Helen Fielding
69. Midnight's Children - Salman Rushdie
70. Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71. Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72. Dracula - Bram Stoker
73. The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
74. Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75. Ulysses - James Joyce
76. The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
77. Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78. Germinal - Emile Zola
79. Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80. Possession - AS Byatt
81. A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
82. Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83. The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84. The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85. Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86. A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87. Charlotte's Web - EB White
88. The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
89. Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90. The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
91. Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92. The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93. The Wasp Factory - Ian Banks
94. Watership Down - Richard Adams
95. A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96. A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97. The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98. Hamlet - William Shakespeare
99. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
100. Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

I was at the lake for the past few days. It was very, very awesome!! I love the lake an want to go back again SOoooo bad, but Robbie has very few *coughnonecough* days off, so I'm not sure if I'll be able to :(

I did eventually register for classes, after many a swear. If you're interested in the course numbers - to find out if we're in a class together or if you just want to stalk me - leave a comment and I'll e-mail them to you!

TERM ONE:
Ancient History (maybe... it's technically full, but I can probably get an override)
Photography (Also full, but an override is less likely D:)
History of Rome (runs all year)
Archeology of Egypt
English-Reading Poetry

TERM TWO:
Art-Sculpture
Classical and Near Eastern Archeology
Archaeological Sciences (essentially How-to dig stuff up... I'm super excited for it!!!)

AJSKJISGH!!

2008-06-30T12:52:37Z

Dear PAWS,

Why do you suck so hard? First, you make me get up crazy early and for what? So you can CRASH!!?? "oh gee, registration date... not like we're going to have a spike in traffic, better not prepare for it in any way!" AGG This happened LAST YEAR!!! Now you're logging me out?? I HATE YOU!!!!

Love, Sarah

P.S HATE HATE HATE

Your MOM!!!!

2008-06-29T09:24:26Z

1. Where is your mobile phone?
Bag

2. Your significant other?
Computer

3. Your hair?
New

4. Your mother?
P.A

5. Your father?
Hate

6. Your favourite thing?
Bed

7. Your dream last night?
Forgotten

8. Your favourite drink?
Milk

9. Your dream/goal?
Archeology

10. The room you're in?
Living

11. Your ex?
Friend

12. Your fear?
Needles!!!

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years?
Away

14. Where were you last night?
Here

15. What you're not?
Comfortable

16. Muffins?
YAY!

17. One of your wish list items?
Appliances

18. Where you grew up?
P.A.

19. The last thing you did?
Folded

20. What are you wearing
Clothes?

21. Your TV?
Off

22. Your pets?
Loved!!

23. Your computer?
Purdy!

24. Your life?
Good?

25. Your mood?
Tired

26. Missing someone?
Friends!

27. Your car?
White

28. Something you're not wearing?
Hat

29. Favourite store?
Candy

30. Your summer?
Beginning

31. Like someone?
Most

32. Your favourite colour?
Blue

33. When is the last time you laughed?
Today

34. Last time you cried?
Today

Robbie and I went for hair cuts yesterday. I must say, we both look mighty fine! So fine, in fact, that you should come see us! I may head up to P.A on my next "weekend" (Monday and Tuesday), so let me know when you're available?? Rob's working... too much so I doubt he'll be able to come, but I'm pretty cool, right?

Ok, funny story! In the washrooms at work today, I was having some issues with my new belt (shut up, it was hard!!) and so I said "curse you, belt!!" and someone snickered... to which I replied "Oh... sorry... thought I was alone in here...". That's not that funny, is it? Hm. Well I got nothin' else! Goodnight!

HelloQuizzy.com

2008-06-24T03:59:30Z

This is quite accurate!

Your result for The Personality Defect Test...

Hand-Raiser

You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. Your presence is a bane to everyone's existence, because you are too nice for your own good and you absolutely will not shut up. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time. And by the way, the more you wave your hand in class--your extended hand becoming nothing more than a blur as you insanely wave it, thinking we can't see it--the more smug satisfaction the teacher takes in watching the look of excruciating pain cross your face as you agonize over not being called on, and the longer we'll wait to call on you, just because we absolutely love torturing you so.

Your exact opposite is the Brute.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot.

Questions

2008-06-24T03:17:37Z

I got these form the recently graduated Jerry:

1. After working in a book store, have you just randomly decided to grab a book off the shelf and read it while you were having a slow day? And if so, did you enjoy the book/finish it/read more by the same author?

Yes, I've done this a lot!! Some of the most memorable books were:
-"Who Built the Moon?" A hilarious conspiracy theory pretending to be science. It turns out that humans from the future went back in time to build the moon... yeeaaahh
-"Pretty Little Mistakes" A super intense choose-your-own-adventure aimed at young women. Very interesting.
-"The Worst Years of Your Life" a series of short stories dealing with the trials and tribulations of high school.
-"People Look Like Flowers at Last" Poems by Charles Bukowski.. 'nuf said!
-"The Batman Handbook" Basically how to be Batman!
-"The Darwin Awards" Adam may have explained to you what these are, but if he hasn't they're stories of people who have done something... miraculous to remove themselves from the gene pool.

These aren't novels because, even on slow days I've got to semi pay attention and I tend to get to involved in novels. I've enjoyed all of the above, (there have been plenty of others that sucked but I don't remember them too well) only finished a few, and have read more Bukowski!

2. What is one of your biggest guilty pleasures?

Eating desserts instead of real food on my lunch break, especially chocolate mousse!!

3. Do you want Children?

Not really... I may change my mind in the future, but right now I just can't see myself being a mom and enjoying it.

4. What was the last sentence you said?

"How do you spell 'especially'?" to Robbie.

5. What is your fondest memory of high school?

Lunches at the back of the Caf! Hanging out with everyone, talking about the stupidest things, that was great.

I reallly want to go to the lake!!! I miss it!!!!!!! LAAAKEE!!!!!!!!

and the history books forgot about us

2008-06-14T09:59:21Z

Hello 4a.m, how are you?

I'm tired. I don't want to go to bed.

Robbie is asleep. He needs sleep. He works early tomorrow. I don't. I work at three.

The birds outside are very confused. They always chirp around three thirty, even though it's still dark.

I keep pressing enter, hoping that with ever new line I'll have something to say.

It doesn't work.

liquidbiohazard @ 2008-06-08T02:07:00

2008-06-08T08:08:12Z

I haven't posted in FOREVER!

The End

liquidbiohazard @ 2008-05-23T03:09:00

2008-05-23T09:12:36Z

I'm bored of the internet.

I'm also very sick. I've been all... vomit-y.

ewwwwww

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

that is all.

So hungie!

2008-04-27T06:35:21Z

I want cinnamon buns, but I don't have milk or yeast and I'm not going to go to 7-11 and ~~sell my soul~~ pay way too much money form them.

WAAHHHH!!!!

Cinnamon bunnnnsssss.....

Everything sucks.

And now, an update... sort of

2008-04-25T06:12:47Z

1. Where is the boy/girl you like now?
About two feet to my left

2. What were you doing Friday night?
Uh... working... I think

3. Name something you did yesterday?
Mopped my floor

4. Last person you text messaged?
Beth

5. Who was the last person to call you?
Rob's mommy

6. What are you doing right now?
watching T.V

7. Next time you travel out of the country where will it be to?
The U.S probably

8. What color are your eyes?
Blue

9. Are you allergic to anything?
Bananas and Nair

10. Are you dating the last person you kissed?
Yup!

11. Last place you ordered food from?
Jerry's at breakfest

12. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
Robbie!!

13. What color is your hair?
Brown now, blonde naturally

14. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
Yeah, most notably the ones we sing on canoe trips!

15. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes! Muah Muah Muah Robbie

16. Who knows a secret or two about you?
Rob

17. When was the last time you lied?
hum.. A few weeks ago?

18. Do you like fire?
Yeah... unless it's melting my shoes D:

19. Did you have a nap today?
A very long one!

20. What is your favorite drink?
...Milk

21. What do you wear more, jeans or sweats?
Jeans

25. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing now?
The Modest Mouse concert

26. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
Sometimes when I have a particularly crappy teacher

28. Is anyone jealous of you?
Oh yeah, EVERYONE!

30. Have any regrets?
Who doesn't?

31. Where were you 1 hour ago?
Here in my apartment

32. Where were you 8 hours ago?
In bed...

35. Has anyone ever told you that they like you more than as a friend?
Yeah

37. Is cheating ever okay?
No

38. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
Beth, Robbie, Matt and Amber

39. What are you looking forward to?
The Lake!!!

41. Have you kissed anyone in the past week?
Yes

46. What song do you want played at your funeral?
I'm actually an immortal robot!

47. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Leaving to go to BP's

48. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Awww KITTEN!!!!

49. Who will you be with this Saturday night?
Work people and then Rob.

50. What woke you up this morning?
My Kitty!!!!!!

51. If you took a drug test would you pass it?
Yup

52. Is tomorrow going to be a good night?
I don't think so... work and all

53 Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Of course!

55. How many myspace accounts do you have?
None!!

56. Do or did you like school?
Yeah, most classes

56. Would you take a bullet for anyone?
a select handful of people

57. Where would you like to live?
Venice maybe, really anywhere with Robbie (dawwwwww)

58. Do long distance relationships work?
Apparently, but I doubt they would for me.

60. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
A year from finishing off my Arch. degree.

Dear world:

2008-04-13T07:42:09Z

-I had fun in Mexico.... THAT IS YOUR UPDATE!

-... I also saw the wierd-assed shadow snake phenomononnon at Chichen-Itza.... but THAT is your update!!!

-my feet hurt.. LEAH COME RUB MT FEET!!!

-Everyone needs to come visit me FOR REALS!!!! Robbie and I are both done finals after the 22nd. I DEMAND a party!!!! ... We can eat fancy cheeses from the bulk cheese warehouse! It'll be fun!! YAY fun!

-I'm tired....

-Happy birfday Sue

-DAWWWWWWwwwww Felix is cute!

-Adam: keep riting! There good stoties!!

-oh Robbie, who would we make fun of without you?

-It can be a "fancy" party so we all have an excuse to wear our grad stuffs again... aww that was so much fun! I was looking through the grad pictures again... I MISS YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Yeah, I dunno what else.... THE END!

Hoi!!!

2008-04-12T07:02:22Z

Soooooooo my week feels sort of messed up. I picked up an extra shift at work today, so it feels like Saturday to me. Well, technically it is Saturday, but you know what I mean.

So I have my final on the 22nd, but after that people must come visit me!!!! I need to go shopping with a bunch of people, Robbie is no fun! Not for shopping at least.

My feet and ankles hurt.

Umm... the end?

Oh Alice Cooper, you said it so well.

2008-04-07T21:01:06Z

Today was the last day of classes WHOOO!!! And on this last day of class I received the marks for my DEMON ESSAYS FROM HELLLLL!!!!

Essay #1 Theodoric and Clovis

-researched whilst recovering from mono, packing for Mexico and squealing 'eeeeee MEXICOOOO!!!'
-composed on a plane to Mexico and in my hotel room one afternoon where every second sentence had to be erased, usually because it stated 'Theodoric sucks, the beach is better!

Mark: 75%

Essay #2 Constantine and the Birth of Christianity

-researched on a bus ride to Chichen-Itza
-composed while sitting in the Cancun airport
-submitted late

Mark: 77%

The average mark for the first essay was 50% and the second was 65%. I am very happy!!! I was sooo worried about these essays, they were not only the first essays' I've wrote for University, they were also the first essays' I've wrote that were longer than five paragraphs! And I did well!!! Whooo!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm thinking of heading to P.A for a little bit this week. I've got to talk to my mommy, but I may be in town tonight. If this is the case, we must PARTY!!!!!!!!!! or hang out or something... I dunno...

It's like Robbie's jokes!

2008-03-31T06:52:44Z

So I watched "Across the Universe" tonight.

It blew.

I was really disappointed because I thought it was going to be... you know, good.

It tried way to hard, and sort of assumed that it was awesome, simply because it was biased upon Beatles music. The songs were rarely well integrated and the plot was thin and way to literal of the songs themselves. There was no subtlety what-so-ever. Jude, Lucy, Prudence, Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix... or sorry I mean Sadie and Joe; come on! However, the real winner for me was when a bunch of army recruits were carrying the statue of liberty on their backs crooning "she's so heavy". HEY LOOK GUYS IT'S A METAPHOR!! DO YOU GET IT?? DO YOU GET IT?? The whole movie just felt like it was beating you over the head with the metaphor frying pan.

I bet half the Beatles are rolling in their graves, and the other half wish they were.

Maybe not Ringo... I bet Ringo loved it.

Happy... whatever!

2008-03-29T20:12:13Z

Robbie and I went to Sobey's yesterday. We bought eight big chocolate eggs for 25 cents each!!

Cheep candy is AWESOME!

it's MEME o'clock!!

2008-03-27T19:08:25Z

- list your top five favourite musical artists.
- list your top five favourite songs from each artist.
- tag five people to do the same

Modest Mouse

-Neverending Math Equation
-Karma Payment Plan
-Paper Thin Walls
-I Came as a Rat
-Third Planet

The Shins

-Kissing the Lipless
-We Built a Raft
-Know Your Onion!
-Girl Inform Me
-New Slang

Neutral Milk Hotel

-Holland, 1945
-Two Headed Boy pt.2
-In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
-King of Carrot Flowers pt.1
-Two Headed Boy pt.1

Regina Spektor

-Hotel Song
-Samson
-Better
-That Time
-On the Radio

Metric

-Raw Sugar
-IOU
-Dead Disco
-Poster of a Girl
-Grow Up and Blow Away

I tag...

Jen
Scott
Rob
Beth
Jerry

they just keep coming!

2008-03-27T04:09:19Z

I was tagged by Jerry and Amber...

Here's what you do. You write five random facts about yourself, then you tag five people.

1. I have to pee... what? It's random and factual!

2. I have a weird crush-thingy on Robin (as in Batman and).

3. I think some of the most romantic songs ever come from Katamari.

4. I obsess over the formating of my word documents.

5. I wonder if new people I meet might be superheros.

OK, I tag...

Alecia
Adam, even though he's been tagged he's yet to do it
Jen, same reason
The Wonder Twins - "form of.... Ice typing-hand!!!"
... the Wonder Twins are two people!!

I'm Home; but instead of an update, you get this:

2008-03-27T03:56:32Z

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first two lines (unless they contain the song's title) from each of the first 15 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing. Omit instrumentals and songs in other languages.
Step 3: Italicize through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game, post your own

1. The kid of the swing moods is back in town
and everybody is tip-toeing around him

2. An old man has a heart attack
in a movie theater while my friend calls an ambulance

3. Your body's a difficult sister and she loves her
and hides her some where in herself, safe from harm

4. Sorry that I could never love you back
I could never care enough in these last days

5. Germany was having trouble what a sad, sad story
needed a new leader to restore its former glory

6. Well I ain't sure but I've been told
He's baking cakes inside our souls

7. Trouble falls in my home
troubled man, troubled stone

8. Come into my world I've got to show, show, show you
come into my bed I've got to know, know, know you

9. I was waiting for a cross-town train in the London underground
when it struck me

10. I-L-L-I-N-O-I-S
ring the bell and call or write us

11. Called to see if your back was still aligned
and your sheets are growing grass out out of the corners of your bed

12. I never loved nobody truly
always one foot on the ground

13. Won't you call my private number?
we can go away for the summer

14. Sort of wonder why no one says a word
don't you like it on the sly, don't you like it 'till it hurts?

15. I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images
and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned

This makes me laugh

2008-03-17T06:13:48Z

liquidbiohazard @ 2008-03-10T18:15:00

2008-03-11T00:16:51Z

Jen and Scott:

What's the date of your last final?

Completely Useless.

2008-03-05T21:15:45Z

My earing is bugging me. I think I slept on it funny a couple nights ago and now it hurts when I poke at it. Not poking at it would be the obvious move here, but I have to test and see if it's still sore. I think "maybe it doesn't hurt any more and I've been avoiding poking my ear for nothing!" It's not like I poke my ear on a regular basis or anything, I just want know if I can without the pain. 'Pain' might be misleading, I'm not causing myself great agony every time, I'm not stupid, it's just a dull throbbing...

I wonder if it's still there...

Yep.

Dear Alecia:

2008-02-28T01:56:25Z

TELL US HOW HAWAII WAS OR I KILL YOU!!